Lying is like...

We read a story today in reading class about a boy who tells a lie. Telling one lie meant he had to tell another lie, followed by another lie...you know how it goes. This started a discussion on lying, and the kids started in on statements that all started with, "lying is like..."

Here are their thoughts. :)



 "Lying is like bubble gum. You're supposed to spit it out, and it's good if you do. But if you swallow it, your stomach gets all...bubbly...and stuff."

"Lying is like a banana. It's nice and pretty and yellow, but if you don't eat it, it turns rotten. And black. And gross."

"Lying is like going from light to dark. Say it's light and you told your mom, 'Yeah! I fed the puppy!' but you really didn't. Then you go and tell your dad the same lie, but you still haven't fed the puppy. It's going to get darker each time you tell that lie. Then one day, you're going to have a dead puppy!" (sad, but we understood her train of thought!)

This one is the one that got me:
"Lying is like an apple; it's bittersweet. It looks nice and it tastes really good, but eventually the apple is going to decompose. Those apple seeds will get in the ground and grow from a small apple to a huge tree of lies."

Pretty deep, right?


If kids understand this, surely adults do, too. Make sure the words you say are truthful and build up the person or people that you are talking to. The lessons we learn from children!

Babies and Fried Apples

We're having another good week up here in Wilkesboro! The apple festival was so much fun this past weekend. It got to 75 or 80 degrees while we were at the festival; add that to hundreds of people and at least 3 mullets, and it was a toasty day. But there were so many cute crafts and the food was delicious, and I also got to see my students dance. It was a super fun day!

In the spirit of fall, the art teacher had the kids paint fall-y scenes, and she gave them to me to hang up in the classroom. They're so pretty! It's kind of hard to see, but each child painted a tree and fallen leaves and some birds. I was super impressed!

I work with a third grade student after school on Tuesdays and Thursdays. We were in my room this afternoon and we heard an "Awww he's adorable!" out in the hallway, so we both turned to look. One of our middle school students is a new big brother, and he was holding his baby brother in his arms, walking through the hallway outside my door. The student that I was working with put down her pencil, because babies are more exciting than fractions, and was completely enthralled by the dark-haired baby in the hallway.

"Mrs. Blair, do you have, you know, like a daughter?"
I told her, "Pastor Jared and I have only been married a little more than two months, so we don't have any kids yet!"
"Are you going to have a baby?"
"Not anytime soon, but we will sometime down the road..."
"YOU'RE GETTING A BABY?!"
(Is that how people get kids, by stealing them?)
I laughed a lot and then I said, "No. We're not getting any babies anytime soon."
That's not one we need to get circulating through the third grade! It was so cute and she said she can't wait until the day I get a baby. How sweet of her.

I came home after I was done with tutoring and some grading and I saw this scene out in the backyard:

Jared was being crafty! I always knew he had it in him...obviously, he married me! We were given a really nice bluebird house at our shower at Millers Creek, and the giver of the gift suggested that we might stain the birdhouse before hanging it. We picked out some stain last week and Jared had it basically done when I got home!

See how he's sitting in the midst of some trees? Apparently this fell on him while he was sitting there and he picked this (so calmly) off of his shirt when we got back in to the garage.

Cute little worm! I would have been flipping out, smacking myself to get it off my shirt, but Jared didn't react that way...go figure :)

And now, we are making some fried apples that smell basically amazing. We got on Google this afternoon to look for a recipe for Cracker Barrel Fried Apples (Jared's favorite!), and we found one that seemed pretty legit. We have plenty of apples from the festival on Saturday that we wanted to use, and got the spices we needed when we went grocery shopping this evening.  They're almost finished, and it's making our house smell wonderful. We used our cast iron grill skillet last night to make some hamburgers, and they were delicious, but our house has smelled kind of smoky since then. If you ever need an air freshener, make some fried apples. Seriously the best smell ever!

I hope everyone else is enjoying fall as much as we are :) Does anybody have a favorite fall recipe we should try?

Muffins and Explosions

This morning, one of my sweet students brought in and set this bag on my desk.

"Mom made chocolate chip muffins!"

Good morning to me...bless her heart :)

It was delicious!

And see that bright light coming in? I almost forgot what it was...but the sun actually came out for a little while today! So exciting.

We came upon snack time, and it is not uncommon for a student to ask me to open something: a bag of gummies, a package of string cheese, or in today's case, one of those bottles of drinkable yogurt (foil lids are especially tricky for my students...and for their teacher). A girl came over and said, "Mrs. Blair, can you open this?" and handed me her bottle of yogurt. "Sure!" I said, and started peeling the long edge of it. The second my fingers made contact with the foil, my student unexpectedly dropped to the floor on the other side of my desk. 

I stopped and said, "Are you okay?!"

She stood up and, very seriously, informed me, "they always explode when you open them." 

We cracked up. It was the funniest thing that happened today!

I'm super excited about this weekend. Jared and I are going to become official Wilkes County residents as we attend the Brushy Mountain Apple Festival. I'm excited to see the fall crafts, and to eat a lot of tasty food. I also have a couple students that will be dancing with their dance class that I will get to watch! Our families are coming up to join too, so it'll be a fun fall-y weekend :) 

If you're reading this and you've ever been to the Apple Festival, let us know what we should be on the lookout for on Saturday!

Dear House, Welcome to Fall!

I finished my wreath that I began last night!

This is how it started. I was slightly concerned...

I bought 4 and a half yards of fabric, following the Pinterest directions (I have so much fabric left over!). I started by cutting a couple strips, tying a couple strips...cutting, tying...it took so long! I decided to go ahead and cut all of my fabric (hello, carpal tunnel) at once and then tie it. Last night, I made it as far as cutting everything, and then it was bedtime for me and my tired hand!

I sat down tonight and started tying my fabric strips on to the wreath. It started filling in really quickly and began to look much more like I had pictured it originally.

Once I was happy with the fullness of the wreath, I decided to make a bow to put on it!

Thanks, leftover wedding ribbon! :)

The finished product! Our door isn't crooked, maybe I am? Either way, yay for fall!

Hot Chocolate!

Today was one of those beautiful, crisp, sunny fall days.

Oh wait, no it wasn't.

It was cloudy all day and misted all day long...the nasty kind of rain! It was pretty in a weird way, and it made it feel like it really is fall (or winter, but who's counting?). I think it was about 60 degrees here today, too, which made it pretty chilly!

It was a nice calm Monday and we had a lot of fun. We stayed on schedule for the entire day, even going ahead of schedule for part of the day! That's almost unheard of, with the way that we enjoy having discussions. We were also kind of sleepy today...maybe too sleepy to discuss things. Either way, it was a great Monday! Our P.E. teacher had to leave early to drive the volleyball team to their game, so he let me take my class to the gym to play for the last half hour of the day. Always a fun time!

There is a large supply of basketballs in the gym, so each student had one, and I grabbed one, too. We weren't actually playing basketball, just shooting around. Nonetheless, every time I shot, before I could get the rebound, one of my students kept taking my ball and running with it.

I was joking around with him and I said, "You keep taking my ball!"

"...Mrs. Blair. That's kind of the point of basketball, isn't it?"

Fair enough!

We went back to the classroom and dismissed. Car line moved fast today, but it felt like we were out there for a long time, "because it's so cold!" one of the fifth graders said. He was right...it was chilly, almost to the runny nose kind of chilly.

A minivan pulled out of the line and parked, handing one of the teachers a tray of drinks through the window. It was our PTF (like the PTO) president, who had brought each of us car line ladies a cup of Dunkin Donuts hot chocolate! It was such a blessing and warmed me up right away. She tends to do that on the cold, snot-freezing-to-your-nose kind of days, I was told. She's so sweet...God has given me such a wonderful school to teach in!

heaven in a cup!

Jared and I ventured out in the mess to Walmart tonight. We've gone a week or two without going, and we just missed it so much, my heart was hurting...except not at all. I got an itch to be crafty, so Jared said, "let's go!" We found a plain straw wreath and some fabric that I liked...Pinterest and I are going to attempt our first wreath, one that will hopefully look fall-like if it all works out. We shall see!

Leaving Walmart, we were putting our bags in the trunk and Jared started to take the cart ("buggy," now that I'm a Wilkesboro-ian) back to the cart return and he said, "oh I'll just park it there," and he pointed to a cart that was pushed up against the median. He was just kidding. He took the cart to the cart return, literally just steps in the other direction, and I stood by myself in the parking lot and laughed like a fool. 

And then I took a picture.

Odds are you don't find that as funny as I did, but seriously. Lazy! Cracks me up.

My wreath and I are about to get to work...let's hope I have a good report for you later about it!

The beginning:

Straw wreath and some autumnal (? ha!) fabrics!